Dead Or Alive - Rescuing Fiona (A Xxx Parody)
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“Lord Farquaad sent you to find Fiona. That’s all you were told. He didn’t specify which universe. So here you are: in the Dead or Alive canon, rescuing a beautiful Fiona. If this isn’t the right princess and your Lord gets angry, then that’s a sacrifice you’re willing to make.”
